Check which iPhone User are you ?



IPhone craze is increasing day by day as over 70 million iPhones are sold and this number is growing. 



As many versions of iPhone are coming now a days, we decided to look upon the impacts of iPhone on our society. From our reports, we see that, over the last few years,the types of users have evolved considerably:



THE FANBOY

The fanboy is one who is excited about everything in Apple. He has all the previous version of iPhone, and frequently posts on Mac rumor forums. He proudly wears an Apple shirts, bought from a dissatisfied ex-Genius Bar technician, so often you suspect he’s not washing it in order to prevent it from vanishing.

The fanboy blames any and all glitches on AT&T, and is fully ready to scapegoat Verizon as well, come February.


THE UNAPPRECIATIVE


This particular iPhone owner got the phone because it was trendy and/or on sale when she renewed her AT&T contract .She’s not fully aware of the raw computing ability in her hand, and possibly wouldn't care anyway.

The Unappreciative has never credited an app, doesn't use a case, and criticizes about how big the phone is. She misses her old Motorola Razr.


THE OVERUSER


Unlike The Unappreciative, the Overuser uses his iPhone to the full extent he can .In fact, he’s ALWAYS on it, to the degree that it’s difficult to hold a conversation. He dropped $50 on a bulk, toilet-proof case, and moves apps out of sheer boredom.

He dressed up as Angry Birds for Halloween.


THE DESK JOB


This fellow also owns a Blackberry, from which he solely can’t cut the cord. He carries both phones around with him, and mainly uses the iPhone as a sticky, adored iPod at the gym.

His company job pays for the phone plan, so the extra $100 a month for a phone he never makes calls on doesn't phase him, (which drives the fanboy nuts).


THE HACKER


The Hacker can’t be guarded by things like “Terms of Service” or “The FCC”. She jail broke her iPhone the day she got it, and uses it to do things like remote start her car and turn her neighbors’ TV on and off from  across the street.  

She’s long since cut off AT&T and makes free calls from Skype via Wifi instead of using a phone plan. She tries to convince the fanboy to also jailbreak so he can tether to his laptop, but he’s too scared to do it.


THE SENIOR CITIZEN


No one is actually sure how this fellow ended up with an iPhone. He has to hold it really far away from his face to use it, and types at 1 WPM.

You're surprised why this guy has a cell phone in the first place, and especially jump when you hear the default iPhone ring tone play repetitively from his jacket’s pocket while he tampers with his hearing aid.


THE COMPLAINER


This dude does nothing but whimper about the iPhone, from the touch keyboard to censorship, to Steve Jobs’ pullovers. He tells people he’s getting an Android as soon as his bond is up, and gets heated when he sees the Senior Citizen using it incorrectly.

He’s possibly going to get the next iPhone anyway.


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